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#1 LINDA_798

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 02:02 PM

Three sons left home, went their different ways and succeeded. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their old mother.

The first son said, “ I built a big house for our mother. ”

The second said, “ I sent her a Mercedes and a driver. ”

The third smiled and said, “Remember how mum used to enjoy reading the Bible? Since she can’t see very well. I sent her a remarkable parrot that can recite the whole Bible. ”
Soon after that, mum sent out here letters of thanks.

“ Milton, ”she wrote, “ the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. ”

“ Gerald, ” she wrote to another, “ I am too old to travel. I stay home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes. ”

“ Dearest Donald, ” she wrote to her third son, “you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. That chicken you sent to me was delicious. ”
**Behind every great man,there is a surprised woman...**
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#2 jeff

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 02:29 PM

Poor Parrot!

:blink:
Life is all about ass:
You're either
covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one

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#3 OakWild

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 11:59 PM

Jeff, hide the bird in your hands, quick now! :stuff:

#4 jeff

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 02:11 AM

:startle: In the same time, I am running away, very fast.
Life is all about ass:
You're either
covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one

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